Application to Declare “There’s No Food in This House!” — Funny Printable

“There’s no food in this house!”

Mom: “Did you actually LOOK?” 😂🥪

Standing in the kitchen and suffering does not count as an investigation.

This three-page Funny Floppin’ Forms application puts hungry household members through an official screening before they accuse a fully stocked kitchen of having absolutely nothing to eat.

INSIDE:

• 12 funny questions with checkboxes and writing space.

• The official refrigerator investigation.

• A reality check about ingredients, leftovers, and sandwich-making.

• Questions about empty boxes and miraculous recoveries when chips appear.

• Mom’s Terms of the Kitchen.

• Signature lines and Mom’s approval, denial, or sandwich-duty verdict.

For anyone who closes the fridge because they didn’t immediately see pizza. 👀😂

Official finding: The house contains food. The applicant contains audacity.

WHAT YOU GET

One three-page PDF digital download. Print at home and fill out by hand.

Digital product only—no physical item will be shipped. A novelty form for family laughs.

50% of profits go to charity. Sass with a purpose. 🫶🏻