Application to “Fix” Shit You Have No Business Fixing — Funny Printable

Owning a hammer does not make you a contractor. 😂🔧

You watched a 47-second video, bought $600 worth of tools, and now an innocent wall is about to become everybody’s problem.

Before “How hard can it be?” turns into an expensive plot twist, hand over this four-page Funny Floppin’ Forms application.

INSIDE:

• 31 numbered questions and prompts plus a before-you-start checklist.

• Funny checkboxes and space for written answers.

• Construction qualifications under review.

• Electrical, plumbing, roofing, and demolition humor.

• Questions about budgets, permission, unfinished projects, and endless hardware-store trips.

• A final DIY exam and reminders about knowing when to call a professional.

• Large, readable text with rust-orange accents.

For the confident fixer whose repair somehow creates three more repairs. 👀😂

WHAT YOU GET

One four-page PDF digital download. Print at home and fill out by hand.

Digital product only—no physical item will be shipped. Contains adult language. This form is humor plus a safety checklist, not technical construction advice or a repair manual.

50% of profits go to charity. Sass with a purpose. 🫶🏻