Application to Ghost People While Owing Them Money — Funny Printable

Blocking somebody does not block the damn bill. 😂💸

Your phone works for memes, selfies, and a 37-photo weekend recap—but suddenly loses service when somebody asks about their money? Interesting. This application has questions.

The Application to Ghost People While Owing Them Money delivers four pages of Funny Floppin’ Forms sass for disappearing borrowers, recycled excuses, and “I got you Friday” promises with no actual Friday attached.

INSIDE:

• 32 numbered questions and prompts plus a communication checklist.

• Funny checkboxes and space for written answers.

• The Social Media Evidence Department.

• Excuse Generator 3000 and Debt Jenga.

• Space to record the remaining balance and proposed payments.

• A fill-in-the-blank message for starting an honest repayment conversation.

• Large, readable text with purple accents.

Being broke isn’t the punchline. Making somebody chase their own money is where the paperwork begins. 👀😂

WHAT YOU GET

One four-page PDF digital download. Print at home and fill out by hand.

Digital product only—no physical item will be shipped. Contains adult language. This humorous application is not a loan agreement, collection notice, or substitute for legal or financial advice.

50% of profits go to charity. Sass with a purpose. 🫶🏻