Do You Ever Sleep? — Funny Bedtime Application Printable PDF

YOU KEEP SAYING YOU’RE EXHAUSTED… THEN ACTING LIKE BEDTIME PERSONALLY OFFENDED YOU. 😂🌙

For anyone who starts projects at midnight, turns one episode into four, or says “I’m tired” while actively refusing to go to bed.

This three-page printable application launches an official investigation into why your tired ass is STILL awake.

Parents and business owners, you have your own sections. Nobody’s escaping this paperwork. 🤣

INSIDE YOU’LL FIND:

• Your bedtime and late-night excuses investigation

• The “how many times have you said I’m tired?” assessment

• The 2:00 a.m. Department

• Special check-ins for parents and business owners

• Signs it’s time to close the laptop

• An official go-to-bed agreement

A funny gift for night owls, exhausted parents, ambitious business owners, and that friend who’s somehow always online.

With a little appreciation beneath the sass: you’ve handled responsibilities, taken care of people, and done enough today. Your hardworking ass deserves rest too. 🫶🏻

WHAT YOU RECEIVE:

One 3-page printable PDF. Download after purchase, print at home, and complete by hand.

Digital product only—no physical item will be shipped. Contains adult language. For humor and entertainment.

50% of profits go to charity. Sass with a purpose.