COMMUNICATION DEPARTMENT BUNDLE
Seventeen emails. Six meetings. Absolutely nothing achieved.
Welcome to Communication, where every announcement requires a briefing, every briefing requires minutes, and the staff WhatsApp group has somehow become the most dangerous place in the organisation.
Nobody knows what's happening. Everybody has been informed.
WHAT YOU GET — 4 GLORIOUSLY UNNECESSARY SOPs
- SOP 16: Staff Meetings & Team Communication
- SOP 50: Internal Messaging & Group Chat Etiquette
- SOP 25: Weekly Management Meetings
- SOP 2: Conducting Employee Performance Reviews
SUGGESTED MISUSE
Distribute the group chat procedure after someone replies "OK" to a 400-word message. Bring the management meeting SOP to an actual management meeting and insist it becomes the first agenda item. Or make everyone sign the communication procedure to confirm they understand why nobody communicates properly.
Ideal for team meetings, office noticeboards and the colleague who replies all to absolutely everything.
GET THE BUNDLE
Four procedures for £2.99
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Maximum bureaucracy. Minimum common sense.
