Few Are Chosen, Audiobook
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A man called by destiny. The wrong man.
Meet The Pan of Hamgee: coward, unwilling adventurer and, by some miracle, K’Barth’s longest surviving outlaw. He just wants a quiet life so working as getaway driver is probably a bad career move. Then he falls in love at first sight with a woman he hasn't even met who comes from an alternative reality. That’s when things really begin to get complicated.
Meet Ruth Cochrane: she’s the Chosen One, destined to play a pivotal role in saving K’Barth from a cruel dictator. She’s never heard of K’Barth, though. She’s a public relations executive from London and she’s totally unaware of the chaos about to hit her life.
Meet Lord Vernon: power hungry psychopath on the brink of world domination. He wants to cement his hold on K'Barth by kidnapping the Chosen One and forcing her to marry him. Only one person is standing in his way: someone who doesn’t even realise it, The Pan of Hamgee. For The Pan, and Ruth, that’s a deadly problem.
Running time: 12 hours, 52 minutes and 26 seconds.
Estimated UK film rating of this book is: PG (parental guidance)
This is part 1 of an irreverent science fantasy humorous mash up: a cheeky take on the Chosen One plot with laser guns, flying cars ... and funny bits. It's set in a parallel reality. Think Doublas Adams meets James Bond ...or maybe Red Dwarf meets Jasper Fforde ...
'Gareth's delivery is just perfect. He brings all the characters alive and never loses MTM's trademark humour - absolutely fabulous and worth every penny.' - 'Jen Stocks' Kobo, 2021
When you buy this audiobook it will be delivered to you by email shortly after purchase. This is because the audio files are a bit big to download from here so I have used Bookfunnel to deliver them to you.
What you can download from here is a ReadMe.docx file that explains everything about that in more detail.
NB: Like many digital products, this product is non returnable and non refundable. This is the audiobook you are buying. If you are after the ebook, please visit my shop https://payhip.com/hup and choose the ebook version.
A man called by destiny. The wrong man.
Meet The Pan of Hamgee: coward, unwilling adventurer and, by some miracle, K’Barth’s longest surviving outlaw. He just wants a quiet life so working as getaway driver is probably a bad career move. Then he falls in love at first sight with a woman he hasn't even met who comes from an alternative reality. That’s when things really begin to get complicated.
Meet Ruth Cochrane: she’s the Chosen One, destined to play a pivotal role in saving K’Barth from a cruel dictator. She’s never heard of K’Barth, though. She’s a public relations executive from London and she’s totally unaware of the chaos about to hit her life.
Meet Lord Vernon: power hungry psychopath on the brink of world domination. He wants to cement his hold on K'Barth by kidnapping the Chosen One and forcing her to marry him. Only one person is standing in his way: someone who doesn’t even realise it, The Pan of Hamgee. For The Pan, and Ruth, that’s a deadly problem.
Running time: 12 hours, 52 minutes and 26 seconds.
Estimated UK film rating of this book is: PG (parental guidance)
This is part 1 of an irreverent science fantasy humorous mash up: a cheeky take on the Chosen One plot with laser guns, flying cars ... and funny bits. It's set in a parallel reality. Think Doublas Adams meets James Bond ...or maybe Red Dwarf meets Jasper Fforde ...
'Gareth's delivery is just perfect. He brings all the characters alive and never loses MTM's trademark humour - absolutely fabulous and worth every penny.' - 'Jen Stocks' Kobo, 2021
When you buy this audiobook it will be delivered to you by email shortly after purchase. This is because the audio files are a bit big to download from here so I have used Bookfunnel to deliver them to you.
What you can download from here is a ReadMe.docx file that explains everything about that in more detail.
NB: Like many digital products, this product is non returnable and non refundable. This is the audiobook you are buying. If you are after the ebook, please visit my shop https://payhip.com/hup and choose the ebook version.
