Nothing To See Here, Audiobook
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When trouble comes knocking, meet the one man dumb enough to answer the door ...
It’s midwinter and preparations for the biggest religious festival in the K’Barthan year are in full swing. Yes, even though, officially, religious activity has been banned, no-one’s going to ignore Arnold, The Prophet’s Birthday, especially not Big Merv. He orders The Pan of Hamgee to deliver the traditional Prophet’s Birthday gift to his accountants and lawyers. As usual, The Pan has managed to elicit the unwanted attention of the security forces. Can he make the delivery and get back to the Parrot and Screwdriver pub in time for an unofficial Prophet’s Birthday celebration with his friends?
Estimated UK film rating of this book is: U (universal) or G (general)
Running time: 2.6hrs
This is a humorous science fantasy story set in a parallel reality. Think Doublas Adams meets James Bond ...
'... a gem of a story, polished and with every facet cut to just the right angle.
A real joy.
This is the wardrobe entrance to a whole new world.' - review on Amazon, November, 2020
When you buy this audiobook it will be delivered to you by email shortly after purchase. This is because the audio files are a bit big to download from here so I have used Bookfunnel to deliver them to you.
What you can download from here is a ReadMe.docx file that explains everything about that in more detail.
NB: Like many digital products, this product is non returnable and non refundable. This is the audiobook you are buying. If you are after the ebook, please visit my shop https://payhip.com/hup and choose the ebook version.
When trouble comes knocking, meet the one man dumb enough to answer the door ...
It’s midwinter and preparations for the biggest religious festival in the K’Barthan year are in full swing. Yes, even though, officially, religious activity has been banned, no-one’s going to ignore Arnold, The Prophet’s Birthday, especially not Big Merv. He orders The Pan of Hamgee to deliver the traditional Prophet’s Birthday gift to his accountants and lawyers. As usual, The Pan has managed to elicit the unwanted attention of the security forces. Can he make the delivery and get back to the Parrot and Screwdriver pub in time for an unofficial Prophet’s Birthday celebration with his friends?
Estimated UK film rating of this book is: U (universal) or G (general)
Running time: 2.6hrs
This is a humorous science fantasy story set in a parallel reality. Think Doublas Adams meets James Bond ...
'... a gem of a story, polished and with every facet cut to just the right angle.
A real joy.
This is the wardrobe entrance to a whole new world.' - review on Amazon, November, 2020
When you buy this audiobook it will be delivered to you by email shortly after purchase. This is because the audio files are a bit big to download from here so I have used Bookfunnel to deliver them to you.
What you can download from here is a ReadMe.docx file that explains everything about that in more detail.
NB: Like many digital products, this product is non returnable and non refundable. This is the audiobook you are buying. If you are after the ebook, please visit my shop https://payhip.com/hup and choose the ebook version.
