Fit To F**k
About this Book
This book is written by an unusual man, Ben Shaw – sportsman, ex-marine, banker, lothario and male escort. His nickname, “Big Ben”, tells us something about his greatest asset. His title, OVBE (Order of the Very Best Erection) gives us an insight into his success with women. He is a crazy man.
Madeline Cowleigh is an integral part of his life. She’s his shag buddy, friend, the instigator of his development as a paid provider of sexual pleasures. Madeline is the driving force behind his sex business interests, Secretary to Ben Shaw Enterprises Ltd. Best Sex Ever. BSE. “Mad Cow Disease”. Madeline Cowleigh. Get it? Yes. Good.
Madeline is also the Honorary Secretary of that politically incorrect, otherwise entirely male organisation, the IPHC (International Pussy Hunters Club).
She has personally carried out the entire computerised correlation of this book for which we can all be really thankful.
The IPHC was founded by Ben and is made up of the BFs (Ben’s Friends). These are a disparate group of guys who met Ben while training at the fitness centre run by their guide and mentor – the Guru of Greyton.
Their common interest, a driving obsession, is sex which led Ben to form the IPHC.
The chapters in Sexion One involve Ben in a series of assignations with different ladies, normally for financial reward. Some of the material is sexually very explicit.
The second part of each of these chapters stars one of the BFs. All of their stories are true, absolutely true. The changing literary styles reflect the very different personalities of the members of the IPHC. Particularly the dialogue! It’s the way they tell it!! Some of these tales are hilarious, a few are gross, many are scarcely credible.
Sexion Two takes us to and through the Annual General Meeting of the IPHC. Initially the gathering consists of Ben, Madeline and the members. If you would like to get a feel for, an insight into, the different characters – this could be a good place to start.