— “Time is superior to money, consciousness superior to time. Do you know what I mean, Charlie?”
— “I obviously don't, Drunken Master, but carry on. I like to listen to your boozy wisdom. At least until I snort my line. Then it's my turn to talk.”
Let's introduce our characters. Charlie Sheen's image. Drunken Master's hologram. The stories of Diogenes, the legend of Buddha, and an immigrant's notebook.