2 Book Gift Set

Two-Book Gift Set: Stories of Heart, Humor, and History

Special Holiday Price – $27.50 (Save $6.40!)

Give the gift of storytelling this season with two Missouri-made favorites from author Tom Brand — a perfect pairing of laughter, nostalgia, and adventure for readers of all ages.

Welts on Your Butt a Calf Could Suck

Reflections on Faith, Family, and a Farm Kid’s Life

Pull up a chair and pour yourself something to drink. In this heartfelt, humorous collection, Tom Brand invites you to relive the sights, sounds, and lessons of rural life — where wisdom comes wrapped in family stories, farm chores, and faith.

• 6” x 9” softcover, 160 pages
• Over 50 stories filled with grit, gratitude, and good humor
• Line art illustrations throughout
• Perfect for anyone who grew up in (or longs for) small-town life

From training pigs to race to finding grace in everyday moments, Welts on Your Butt a Calf Could Suck reminds us that life’s best lessons are often found close to home.

I Never Heard of Johnny Fry

A Pony Express Adventure

A playful, poetic picture book that brings the Pony Express to life.

When a curious boy tells his grandpa the tale of the real first Pony Express rider, history gallops off the page in rhyme and color. Through storms, wild rides, and flying donuts, readers young and old discover that learning something new is an adventure all its own.

• Engaging read-aloud rhymes and bright illustrations
• Ideal for classrooms, families, and young history lovers
• A fun way to share American heritage across generations

🎁 Bundle Highlights

• Both books signed by the author
• Save $6.40 when purchased together
• Perfect for holiday gifting, classroom surprises, or cozy reading at home

✨ A Gift Set That Feels Like Home

From the rolling hills of Missouri to the trails of the Pony Express, these two books celebrate stories worth keeping — the kind that make us smile, learn, and remember where we came from.