Pride Flag

Because corporate America thinks LGBTQ+ pride only exists during the month of June, here is a pattern designed to keep the rainbow-fueled rage burning 365 days a year.

At first glance, it’s a sweet, colorful little pride flag—innocent enough to pass casual inspection by nosy relatives or judgy neighbors. But step inside reading distance and behold: embedded directly into the design are the signature micro-messages of pure, unfiltered political disdain: "FDT" and "8647". If you want to focus on after the dirtbag is gone, there is also a pattern that says "fuck."

It’s bright, it’s petty, and it is absolute perfection.

Stitch It On Literally Anything (Waste Canvas Is Your New Best Friend)

Why restrict your rebellion to a basic wooden hoop when you can brandish your convictions everywhere you go? Grab some waste canvas and start stabbing:

• Mittens: Keep your hands warm while flipping off systemic absurdity on your morning walk.
• iPhone Covers & Bookmarks: Subtly remind the person sitting next to you on public transit exactly where you stand.
• Potholders: Handle hot pans and political hot takes simultaneously in your kitchen.
• Tote Bags, Denim Jackets, & Reading Sleeves: Turn your everyday wardrobe into a mobile middle finger.

Pay-What-You-Want & Fund the Radical Left

As always, this digital pattern is offered on a pay-what-you-want scale. Give whatever your monthly activism budget allows.

50% of every single dollar goes directly to "dangerously extreme" organizations like the ACLU and PBS. Because nothing strikes terror into the heart of a fascist quite like basic human rights and public broadcasting.

Download the pattern, break out the bright thread, and go make something gloriously unsanctioned.