I Met My Younger Self Today (The Book of Lyrics) [E]

A raw, poetic, brutally honest journey through a man’s life — told in the only way he knows how: without bullshit.

I Met My Younger Self Today — The Book of Lyrics is more than a lyric booklet.

It’s a confession booth.

A mirror.

A time machine.

A handshake between the man you became and the young bloke who once dreamed big enough to think he’d take over the world.

Inside these pages you’ll find the complete lyrics from the album with 44 tracks, of personal reflections, political commentary, stories that morphed into songs, and the unmistakable larrikin voice that has carried my work — and my audience — through some of the toughest years we’ve all lived through.

This book is for anyone who has ever looked back at their life and thought:

“Mate… I could’ve done better. I should’ve done better.”

But also —

“I’m not done yet.”

Whether you’ve followed me through political chaos, comedy, music, satire, or faith, this PDF is one of the most personal things I’ve ever created. It’s dedicated to the young man inside me — the one I thought I’d failed, and the one I’m finally learning to make peace with.

This is for the true supporters who’ve walked with me from the beginning.

You’ll feel this one.

You’ll hear my voice in every line.

And you’ll carry it long after the last page.

Download it, read it slow, and maybe — just maybe — meet your younger self too.

The Album is also streaming on all services and platforms and available on my Payhip shop too.

Tracks: 

1. (I Might, Will) Call Your Number Just To Feel 

2. Spinning All Alone 

3. I Met My Younger Self Today 

4. Forbidden Love 

5. Stinky Cunt 

6. A Sin Is Still A Sin 

7. Nothing Changes 

8. Love Is Love (Right?) 

9. Broadmeadows University (Degree In Thugonometry) 

10. 1942 

11. Wake The Fuck Up Or We’re All Gonna Die 

12. Let Me Give You Something Worth Watching 

13. Count Them Coins 

14. Women Understand Women 

15. No One Will Remember My Name (The Digger) 

16. Franga University (Pines Degree) 

17. My God, What Weakness Is This? 

18. Asia Minor (Holocaust Denied) 

19. The Truth Shall Make You Sheep 

20. We Met In AA (Fell Off the Wagon) 

21. UNDEFEATED 

22. The Rise Of An Ugly Past 

23. Down Under Got the Baddest 

24. Holy War (Street Soldier) 

25. Dandenong University (Queen of the Bong, Thong and Song)

26. Who Made This Rainbow? 

27. Jesus Fight Club 

28. I’m Tired God 

29. I Have A Secret (I Confess) 

30. The Man, The Myth, The Flame 

31. Dirty Hands Holding Me Down (Sanctuary of Cults) 

32. Tomorrow’s Song 

33. Animals Down Under Will Kill Ya 

34. Double (D) Trouble 

35. She Loves me For The Sex (Bang Me) 

36. Why Can You Say it, But I Can’t? 

37. Pulse Of The Truth 

38. Eat. Meat. Repeat. (Lamb Gang) 

39. The 13 O’clock News 

40. This Beer Is For You! (Final Round) 

41. The Kids Ain’t Lying 

42. Love Speaks Truth (Even When It Hurts) 

43. Let Daddy Show You 

44. Animal Christmas

Senator Papahatziharalambrous's Artist Page on Streaming Services:

YouTube Music: https://t.co/lwNYvLzZTN 

Spotify: https://t.co/1W6WGCDhYU 

Apple Music: https://t.co/P55ntS11E5 

Amazon Music: https://t.co/Qwdz5ZzQdX 

Takin Thepiss: https://payhip.com/TakinThepiss 

Thank you for putting up with me punters.

This is the end.

Cheers,

 Senator Papahatziharalambrous