I Met My Younger Self Today (The Album) [E]

A brutally honest, deeply personal, unmistakably Australian album written for anyone who has ever lived, fought, lost, survived — and kept bloody going.

I Met My Younger Self Today is not just another release.

It’s the most vulnerable, reflective, human album I’ve ever put out.

This is 56-year-old me facing the younger me across a metaphorical pub table and finally saying what needed to be said:

“I’m sorry I failed you, mate… but I’m still here.”

Across these tracks you’ll hear the humour, the heartbreak, the regrets, the fire, the street stories, the spiritual battles, the broken dreams, the second chances, and the stubborn Aussie grit that refuses to die.

Songs like Broadmeadows University (Degree in Thugonometry) bring back the rough-and-ready world that shaped me.

Let Me Give You Something Worth Watching is defiant, cheeky, and hungry.

And the title track — I Met My Younger Self Today — is the emotional spine that ties the whole album together.

This record is for the long-term supporters — the people who’ve walked through censorship, chaos, and controversy with me.

It’s a thank you.

A tribute.

A gift.

A middle finger and a hug at the same time.

If you want to understand who I am — really understand — this is the album you listen to.

If you’ve been part of my journey, this is the one I made for you.

Download it.

Crank it.

Sit with it.

And maybe you’ll hear your own younger self calling back too.

Tracks: 

1. (I Might, Will) Call Your Number Just To Feel 

2. Spinning All Alone 

3. I Met My Younger Self Today 

4. Forbidden Love 

5. Stinky Cunt 

6. A Sin Is Still A Sin 

7. Nothing Changes 

8. Love Is Love (Right?) 

9. Broadmeadows University (Degree In Thugonometry) 

10. 1942 

11. Wake The Fuck Up Or We’re All Gonna Die 

12. Let Me Give You Something Worth Watching 

13. Count Them Coins 

14. Women Understand Women 

15. No One Will Remember My Name (The Digger) 

16. Franga University (Pines Degree) 

17. My God, What Weakness Is This? 

18. Asia Minor (Holocaust Denied) 

19. The Truth Shall Make You Sheep 

20. We Met In AA (Fell Off the Wagon) 

21. UNDEFEATED 

22. The Rise Of An Ugly Past 

23. Down Under Got the Baddest 

24. Holy War (Street Soldier) 

25. Dandenong University (Queen of the Bong, Thong and Song) 

26. Who Made This Rainbow? 

27. Jesus Fight Club 

28. I’m Tired God 

29. I Have A Secret (I Confess) 

30. The Man, The Myth, The Flame 

31. Dirty Hands Holding Me Down (Sanctuary of Cults) 

32. Tomorrow’s Song 

33. Animals Down Under Will Kill Ya 

34. Double (D) Trouble 

35. She Loves me For The Sex (Bang Me) 

36. Why Can You Say it, But I Can’t? 

37. Pulse Of The Truth 

38. Eat. Meat. Repeat. (Lamb Gang) 

39. The 13 O’clock News 

40. This Beer Is For You! (Final Round) 

41. The Kids Ain’t Lying 

42. Love Speaks Truth (Even When It Hurts) 

43. Let Daddy Show You 

44. Animal Christmas

All digital downloads are delivered as WAV files.

Enjoy my last offering punters, and humbly I thank you.

God Bless Australia and all those who wish us no harm.

Cheers,

Senator Papahatziharalambrous