STOCK DEPARTMENT BUNDLE

We ordered twelve. Received eight. Sold fifteen.

Welcome to Stock, where every delivery contains a surprise, every stocktake reveals a mystery, and the missing chicken goujons have apparently been disappearing into another dimension.

Meanwhile, someone has recorded three chips as staff food and the stock system is insisting you've sold 400 portions of garlic bread.

WHAT YOU GET — 5 GLORIOUSLY UNNECESSARY SOPs

• SOP 9: Stock Ordering & Availability Control
• SOP 20: Supplier Delivery Discrepancy Management
• SOP 42: Stocktaking & Variance Management
• SOP 43: Waste Recording & Disposal
• SOP 23: Employee Meals & Staff Food Entitlement

SUGGESTED MISUSE

Pin the stock discrepancy procedure inside the cellar. Leave the waste recording SOP beside an empty packet of biscuits. Or hand the staff food procedure to the colleague who has been "quality checking" the chips for the past four years.

Particularly effective during stocktake, when everyone is already questioning their life choices.

GET THE BUNDLE

Five procedures for £3.99.

Unlike your actual stock, we can confidently account for every single one.

THINKING BIGGER?

Why stop at one department when you can bring an entire organisation to its knees? Get all 50 Head Office SOPs across all 12 departments for just £19.99 in the Complete Collection.

Maximum bureaucracy. Minimum common sense.