What do I text him?

What Do I Text Him?

Copy-and-Paste Texts for Modern Dating

For the moment when your friend says “just be honest with him” and you’re like… YES BUT WHAT EXACTLY DO I SAY?

This 50+ page digital guide gives you copy-and-paste texts for the dating situations that somehow turn otherwise articulate women into unpaid FBI analysts.

Inside you’ll find texts for first dates, mixed signals, boundaries, fading effort, exclusivity, ghosting, men returning from the dead, ending things, apologising when you messed up, and the texts you really should not send at 11:47 p.m.

Every situation comes with three versions: SOFT, STRAIGHT and DONE, plus a short explanation of why the message works.

Use them exactly as written or tweak them until they sound like you.

Because sometimes you don’t need another 47-message group-chat analysis. You just need the sentence.