Tales of the Pirate Gospel – EPUB/PDF

"Now listen up! I got good tidin's fer ye. This here's a tale that'll shake up yer timbers and rewrite yer maps. It tells of a man sent to steer the world to rights: the Capt'n o' the world, aye, and the Son o' the Almighty 'imself." 

Tales of the Pirate Gospel is a free retelling of Mark's Gospel in the golden age of piracy. The theology is the same, but the language, setting, geography and parables have been changed. It's not the Bible, but it's good fun, and might help you to see things that you hadn't noticed in the Bible before. 

Table of Contents

Preface

Chapter 1. Of His First Appearin'

Chapter 2. Trouble Brewin'

Chapter 3. The Plottin' Begins

Chapter 4. His Riddlin' Ways

Chapter 5. The Man o' Power

Chapter 6. No Escape

Chapter 7. Frauds & Foreigners

Chapter 8. Capt'n o' the World

Chapter 9. Last Days o' Galilee

Chapter 10. The Final Voyage

Chapter 11. Port Jerusalem

Chapter 12. A Battle o' Wits

Chapter 13. Shadows o' the End

Chapter 14. The Trap Springs Shut

Chapter 15. Through the Jaws o Death

Map of Pirate Judea

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