Access Denied: A Frisky Caper in Two Acts

Vivian is a writer of erotica. She is in the process of writing a novel that might take her to the Paris World Erotica Symposium. Unfortunately, she’s experiencing difficulties with an illegally downloaded computer program. Her chances are diminished when her husband loses his job as a head chemist with an ink manufacturing company whose Chinese partner is caught doing the wrong thing.

So, with a husband out of work, a shady brother-in-law who needs bailing out of a Central American jail, an emerald and diamond laden sister-in-law who is neurotic and narcissistic, a young pizza delivery man who saves the day but whose parents have kicked out of home because of his sexuality, an Asian office cleaner who runs an illegal cock-fighting ring, plus a shifty employer who promises her husband a new job in Paris to shut him up, will the book ever be finished on time? Will it be published at all?