The Premier Noid
One scientific method could change everything.
"The Premier Noid"
In 1993, Dr. Matthias Rudolf Bäumler sets out to prove a highly controversial theory: that humanity is defined by its enduring spirit and consciousness, not its physical form. To demonstrate the staggering potential of his genetic research, he deliberately injects himself with an experimental serum on camera, permanently transforming his body into the world's first living humanoid mountain goat. Will this experiment mark the next step in human evolution, or will it spell the apocalypse?
"The Purist's Manifesto"
Controversial Polish philosopher Eryk Blazkowicz expresses his views against Noids, decreeing that they belong in the wild and have no place among human society. He also defames Matthias Bäumler, creator of the eponymous method, comparing him to the devil and declaring his method evil.