The Illustrated Medical Atlas of Sycophantosis™

“Stage V noise.” Deadpan CDC report on cultural worship disease.

The Illustrated Medical Atlas of Sycophantosis™ is a satirical mock-diagnostic framework and parody pathology report diagnosing a cultural epidemic of Sycophantosis™ (terminal brand worship). Structured like a CDC special report, it charts symptoms, stages, synonyms (Musk, Kardashians), and cultural antibodies with a faux-clinical, darkly comic tone. This viral satirical manifesto has the durability and tone of Colbert or Don't Look Up, making it highly scalable across viral formats. Cross-format growth includes lecture performances, “outbreak maps” installations, and a Black Mirror-style docu-hybrid on cultural collapse.