Grab a whole box of kleenex before you start. You'll laugh, cry like a baby and fall in love with this series.
Children of Ankh Book 1
A sexy dark comic romp through the afterlife with three clans of naughty certifiably insane antiheroes who battle each other for shits and giggles while collecting human teenagers as they survive bloody gruesome exterminations of their family lines.
If they have demonstrated an impressive level of badassery they are granted a second chance at life as sacrificial lambs for the greater good. They must join one of three clans of immortals living on earth and can be stolen at random by any other clan until their eighteenth birthday. Plot twist...To prove their partially mortal brains are capable of grasping immortality, they will be dropped into an Immortal Testing which is basically a simulation of their own personal hells. Like rats in a maze made of nightmares and other ghastly depraved thoughts best left locked behind those mortal happy place filters, they must come out mentally intact after being in murdered in thousands of increasingly creative ways. Procreation is illegal under the immortal law. There is no place to run and nowhere to hide. You won't even know the Correction is coming. Will you have what it takes to survive your Correction? http://www.childrenofankh.com