How to get massive YouTube Traffic

I will try to be as short as possible, without any bullshit techniques, i have seen paid youtube
reports trying to explain how to watermark a video, or 20 pages of explanations how to upload
a video on youtube, that's lame.
I will not include here simple things like how to download videos from youtube, how to
watermark them, or how to upload videos to youtube. If you feel that you need help with these
ones, please ask and I will do my best to help you out.