COMMERCIAL DEPARTMENT BUNDLE

Selling things nobody wanted at prices nobody understands.

Welcome to Commercial, where every menu launch is a military operation, every customer needs an extra side of onion rings, and a missing product can be replaced with something completely unrelated provided the margin is better.

Christmas decorations must be installed according to corporate guidelines, naturally. Even the tinsel has targets.

WHAT YOU GET — 4 GLORIOUSLY UNNECESSARY SOPs

• SOP 14: New Menu Launch & Promotional Implementation
• SOP 35: Upselling & Suggestive Selling Standards
• SOP 38: Menu Availability & Product Substitution
• SOP 39: Seasonal Decorations & Festive Display Compliance

SUGGESTED MISUSE

Pin the upselling SOP behind the bar and announce that every glass of tap water must come with an offer of loaded fries. Introduce the menu substitution procedure when the kitchen runs out of chips. Or circulate the Christmas decoration policy in July.

Perfect for sales meetings, staff noticeboards and colleagues who genuinely enjoy saying "commercial opportunity."

GET THE BUNDLE

Four beautifully pointless procedures for £2.49.

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Maximum bureaucracy. Minimum common sense.