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Modern Witch Kit

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The Modern Witch "That Witch Stole My Dick" Baking Set: For modern gals who want a little delicious dick in their life, but want to take a big bite out of the patriarchy, too!


Witch, please. Men have accused women of a lot of things through the centuries, but this one takes the cookie! Yes. In the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries, women were accused of witchcraft for--stealing men's penises, right out from under their noses! Learn more about this *ahem* trend-- and bake some magic willies of your own--in this fun mini baking set.


Includes:

  • Frightful facts. Yes. It's true! Women were accused of stealing men's penises! Learn all about it with the enclosed Frightful Facts.
  • 4x6 recipe card for "Sugar Dick" sugar cookies and buttercream frosting.
  • One metal penis cookie cutter. Approximately 3.25 inches by 2 inches. (Hand wash. Ahem. For real. Don't put it in the dishwasher.)


This kit is inspired by the book DisEnchanted: 24/7 Demon Mart 6


Packaged in a clear poly bag. Price includes U.S. shipping.

Weight: 0.20 pounds/ 3.2 oz