Privates in Public: An Adult Coloring Book
🚫 Adults Only: 18+ 🚫
This coloring book contains explicit adult content and is intended for mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is advised.
🎨 Privates in Public: An Adult Coloring Book
Get ready to laugh, blush, and color your way through society’s most boldly exposed socialites — a cast of charming cartoon penises living their best lives in everyday (and outrageous) situations.
From yoga class to flying a kite, beach day to therapy, each page delivers a hilarious scene starring penis characters navigating the ups and downs of modern life.
Product Details:
- Size: Starting now, all of our coloring books are getting a size upgrade — from 5.5" x 8.5" to a more spacious and satisfying 8.5" x 11" format.Â
- Cover: Glossy finish with sultry vibes
- Professionally printed on 80 lb paper via our third-party print partner
- “Please allow 7–15 business days for your coloring book to arrive. As Always...Shipping is Included in the Price!!
Best With:
- Colored pencils
- Gel pens
- Water-based markers (Crayola, Tombow, etc.)
- (Note: Alcohol-based markers like Copics may bleed—use with caution or place a protective sheet underneath.)
📸 Note: Preview images show censor bars for platform compliance, but don’t worry — the actual coloring book pages are uncensored and fully illustrated.
💡 Perfect For:
- Bachelorette parties
- White elephant and gag gifts
- Stress relief with a side of silliness
- Adult coloring enthusiasts with a wicked sense of humor
🛒 Add to cart and prepare to color your world — one socially active schlong at a time. Because sometimes... anatomy deserves an audience.
