Reverend C Raven Bartholomew

Rev. C Raven Bartholomew writes and illustrates morbidly funny children's books; the kind Stephen King might write if he wrote for children. He also collects medieval artifacts and gets around in an old black hearse, in the back of which is an old coffin containing the bones of his late grandfather. He listens to heavy metal music and wanders the local cemetery at night in search of inspiration and dead animals. He often finds both. As an ordained minister he is legally allowed to marry you, but would much rather bury you. Amen.
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