Stoned White is a completely fictional and psychotic hermit who lives in Hollywood, CA. As of this writing, he is in his early 30s, is 6’3”, with blonde hair, blue eyes, the body of a Greek god, the tan of a Baywatch character, and the bank account of a newborn Somalian. As of this writing, he may be reached via Twitter @Stoned_White, but he does not tweet often, and he mostly only uses his Twitter feed to harass reality television contestants and to proposition porn stars for mutually unsatisfying sexual encounters. He is in an abusive relationship with his cat, Dewey, and drugs, all.
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