So…
Those Hi Ho’s Nuts….
you know, the BiGGeR Nuts I ordered?
Yeah. Backordered.
Until Thursday.
Been laughing about this for a bit!
A minor inconvenience.
A major metaphor.
Because now I find myself wondering…
Can you find nuts somewhere else?
Out in the wild?
Alone in the tall grass?
Growing quietly, under a sky no one looks up at anymore?
Maybe.
But then comes the harder question:
Which field do you look in?
Sunday was 3 fields. 40,000 steps. 21.8 miles. No Nuts.
Monday was 2 fields. 27,000 steps. 13.3 miles. No Nuts.
Even If I do find some, are they Hi Ho’s BiGGeR Nuts?
Absolutely not.
So, reminder to anyone seeking nuts: Ensure ‘In Stock’ is reflected online before adding to cart.
Until then, back to patience. Good!
Unless I feel magically drawn to a field.
And…
A special note to my loyal readers (and nut lovers):
I am currently unable to send messages to any Android users (basically, anything not blessed by iMessage).
So if you’re trying to reach me, you’ll need to find… another way.
Smoke signals, handwritten letters, any social media platform, or a well-trained pigeon will do.
Received my 2nd message from a pigeon today!
Stay dangerous.
Stay nutty.