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hi everyone welcome to my mini-mart, what can i get you today
opened up my first minimart, gotta say things are going smooth. have only been yelled out 3 times, which compared to my previous job is pretty good. people are saying nice things about the stuff im selling, too bad im not making any money cos its fr...
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people i forced to leave a review

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"pls buy this, he threatened my airfryer"

— tij

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"i bought the product hoping to grow 2 inches taller, turns out a group of italians came to my house and cut 2 inches off my furniture"

— harun

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“Professional results in minutes. Every creator should have these.”

Want me to create a few that feel more casual and social-media friendly, too?

— ChatGPT