Terms & Conditions of America
“By existing, you already clicked Accept.” A satirical EULA for the nation.
Terms & Conditions of America™ is a satirical manifesto that reframes the U.S. as a subscription service with an EULA you clicked "Accept" to, complete with Free, Premium, and Enterprise tiers. Including “patch notes,” fake customer reviews, and absurd FAQ sections, this artifact reads as corporate satire and civic prophecy. This viral political satire artifact uses universally understood formats (terms, patch notes) and is designed for immediate viral spread as a book and manifesto. It serves as excellent source material for comedic doc expansions and spoken-word tours.