World’s Worst Employee Awards | 25 Funny Printable Certificates | The Parker Arms

Finally, recognition for doing absolutely nothing. World’s Worst Employee Awards brings you 25 funny printable staff award certificates from The Parker Arms, for the colleagues who make every shift an adventure. Usually for everyone else.

The one who disappears the second it gets busy. The one who has been “just coming” for twenty minutes. The colleague who can turn a quick tea break into a three-course event. Their extraordinary lack of achievement deserves a ceremony.

A few prestigious honours

• Outstanding Achievement in Looking Busy.

• Most Likely to Disappear During a Rush.

• The Professional Tea Break Extension.

• The Pint Head Architect.

• The Great Cutlery Disappearance.

And 20 more contributions to workplace mediocrity.

What you get

• 25 A4 comedy certificates, each with its own award title and citation.

• Burgundy, antique gold and enough ceremony to make the King’s honours list look underdressed.

• A comedy introduction and simple instructions.

• Space to handwrite the recipients’ names after printing.

For pub and restaurant staff parties, leaving dos and team celebrations with colleagues who are in on the joke. Print your favourites and write in the names; no editing software is required.

Instant digital download supplied as a ZIP containing the certificate PDF. Unzip it before opening and printing. No physical certificates will be posted. These are comedy props for friendly banter, not genuine performance assessments.

Present with completely unjustified ceremony. Mediocrity has waited long enough.