World’s Worst Customer Awards | 25 Funny Printable Pub Certificates | The Parker Arms

Some customers deserve a medal. These ones deserve a certificate. World’s Worst Customer Awards is a collection of 25 funny pub customer award certificates from The Parker Arms, ready to print and present to the regulars and mates who make a quiet drink impossible.

The customer who orders six Guinness after you have poured everything else. The one who rearranges half the furniture without asking. The person who wants a refund because one chip looked at them funny.

It is time they received the recognition they never asked for.

Among the prestigious honours

• The Last-Minute Guinness Order.

• The Split Bill Forensic Accountant.

• The Closing Time Optimist.

• The Carvery Mountain Climber.

• The Dog’s Personal Assistant.

• The Where’s My Food Award.

And 19 more examples of questionable pub behaviour.

What you get

• 25 A4 printable comedy certificates in green, gold and ivory pub styling.

• A PDF with a cover and instructions.

• Space to handwrite the recipient’s name, date and signature.

For landlords, bar teams and friends arranging a pub awards night, private party or friendly roast. These awards celebrate familiar customer habits; Employee Awards is the separate collection for colleagues.

Instant digital download supplied as a ZIP containing the PDF. Unzip it, print your chosen certificates and write in the names. No physical certificates will be posted. For personal, private-event and own-pub use; not for resale or digital redistribution.

Present with a completely straight face. Try not to laugh before they do.