"Where’s My Gift?" High & Naked Birthday Card – Funny Adult Square Design with Matching Envelope – Perfect for 18+ Birthday Celebrations

Looking for a cheeky birthday card that guarantees laughs (18+ only)?



This funny square card says it all: high, naked, and wondering where your gift went. Perfect for friends with a wild side, stoner buddies, or anyone who appreciates humor that’s a little naughty. Birthdays should be unforgettable — and this card makes sure of it!

Features:

• Square card with matching square envelope
• Envelope features a bold blue inner lining for an extra pop of fun
• Printed on high-quality cardstock
• Blank inside for your message (sweet, sarcastic, or downright wild — your choice!)
• Ideal for friends, partners, or that one mate who always brings the party
• Guaranteed to make the birthday star laugh out loud!

Customise Your Quote:

Want to make it even more personal? You can change the quote to suit your style:

• Add a custom quote at the top or bottom (max 10 words)
• Add quotes to both top and bottom (max 20 words total)
• Or select “No Change” to keep the original funny quote: "My idea of a perfect birthday: High, naked, and wondering where my gift went."

Important: Leave your custom quote in the order notes at checkout if you’re personalizing the card.

18+ only: This card contains adult humor and is for mature buyers.

Make their birthday unforgettable — this is the card they never expect but will always remember!