Adopt Stretch the Paranormal Dachshund™ | Funny Halloween Ghost Dog Adoption Kit – 4-Page Digital Download

MEET STRETCH — THE HALLWAY HAUNTER!

Short legs. Long body. Supernaturally longer personality.

Stretch is an adorable paranormal Dachshund looking for a forever home—and when the Paranormal Pet Adoption Agency™ says forever, we mean it literally.

Stretch may be small, but his unusual supernatural abilities allow him to stretch through doors, appear from underneath furniture, leave mysterious paw prints and occasionally show up somewhere that should be physically impossible.

If you see his head enter the room but can't find the rest of him...

Don't worry. It's probably still on the way.

Your 4-page printable paranormal adoption kit includes:

🐾 Official Adoption Certificate

Make Stretch an official member of the family.

🐾 Supernatural Medical Records

Complete with his paranormal health assessment and unusual Dachshund anatomy.

🐾 Paranormal Personality Assessment

Discover Stretch's likes, dislikes, personality and supernatural abilities.

🐾 Warning Label & Care Guide

Important instructions for living with a Dachshund capable of walking through walls.

Perfect for Dachshund lovers, Halloween gifts, spooky-season surprises, dog lovers, family fun and anyone who thinks ordinary pet adoption paperwork simply isn't weird enough.

Instant digital download

Four printable pages

Designed for standard 8.5" × 11" paper

Print at home and adopt immediately

DIGITAL PRODUCT ONLY — No physical item (or actual ghost Dachshund) will be shipped.

Paranormal Pet Adoption Agency™

Because every pet deserves a forever home... even when “forever” turns out to be literal.