Paranormal Pet Adoption Agency™ – Chiquita & Brutus | 2-for-1 Ghost Pet Adoption Kit Digital download

THE PARANORMAL PET ADOPTION AGENCY™ IS OPEN!

Meet Chiquita & Brutus—one tiny Ghost Chihuahua with a HUGE attitude and one enormous Spirit Bullmastiff who thinks he's a lap dog.

There's just one problem...

They refuse to be separated.

So for a limited time, they're a 2-for-1 paranormal adoption!

Your instant digital adoption kit includes:

🐾 Official Paranormal Adoption Papers

🐾 Supernatural Medical Records

🐾 Personality Assessments

🐾 Warning Label & Care Guide

🐾 Official case number and adoption approval

🐾 Plenty of ridiculous paranormal details about your two newest family members

Chiquita may bark at things you can't see.

Brutus may take up the entire couch—even when he's invisible.

And if both of them start staring behind you at the same time...

Well.

You'll find instructions for that in the paperwork.

Perfect for Halloween fun, pet lovers, unusual gifts, party surprises, family laughs, or anyone who's always wanted a pet that doesn't require food, vet bills... or technically even a heartbeat.

Instant Digital Download — No physical product will be shipped.

Paranormal Pet Adoption Agency™

Because every pet deserves a forever home... even when “forever” turns out to be literal.