“Santa called… our mushroom gingerbread bodies are too sweet to wear anything!” – Funny Adult Christmas Card 18+ with Envelope

Looking for a hilariously naughty way to celebrate Christmas? This adult Christmas card is perfect for humor lovers who like their holidays cheeky, festive, and a little risqué!

Card Features:

• Square card with matching square envelope
• Envelope features a blue inner lining for an extra pop of fun
• Printed on high-quality cardstock
• Blank inside for your own funny, festive, or suggestive message
• Perfect for adult friends, parties, or anyone who enjoys a naughty holiday laugh
• Guaranteed to get giggles, gasps, and eye-rolls!

Customisation Options:

You can add your own personalized twist to the card:

• Add a custom quote at the top or bottom (max 10 words)
• Add quotes to both top and bottom (max 20 words total)
• Or select No Change to keep the original funny quote: “Santa called… he said our mushroom gingerbread bodies are way too sweet to wear anything!”

Don’t forget to leave your custom quotes in the order notes at checkout if you’re choosing a personalized option.

18+ only – Contains adult humor and is intended for mature buyers.

Spread some laughs this Christmas — this card is cheeky, festive, and unforgettable!