“Yes, that’s a carrot. No, it’s not coming out.” – Funny Adult Square Christmas Card for 18+ with Matching Envelope – Perfect for Adults Only

Looking for a cheeky way to spread some holiday laughs? This 18+ Christmas card is perfect for adult humor lovers! Guaranteed to deliver giggles, gasps, and a little festive mischief.

Card Features:

• Square card with matching square envelope
• Envelope features a blue inner lining for an extra pop of fun
• Printed on high-quality cardstock
• Blank inside for your own funny, festive, or naughty message
• Perfect for friends, parties, or anyone who enjoys a little adult holiday humor

Customisation Options:

You can add your own personalized twist to the card:

• Add a custom quote at the top or bottom (max 10 words)
• Add quotes to both top and bottom (max 20 words total)
• Or select No Change to keep the original funny quote: “Yes, that’s a carrot. No, it’s not coming out.”

Don’t forget to leave your custom quotes in the order notes at checkout if you’re choosing a personalized option.

18+ only – Contains adult humor and is intended for mature buyers.

Spread some naughty holiday cheer — this card is hilarious, festive, and unforgettable!