Application to Ignore Every Warning I Was Given — Funny Printable

Your friends warned you. Your family had concerns. Your gut practically submitted a resignation letter.

But apparently you needed to personally lick the red flag to confirm it was a problem. 🚩😂

The Application to Ignore Every Warning I Was Given brings Funny Floppin’ Forms sass to questionable decisions, endless excuses, and the famous “But you don’t know them like I do.”

Inside this four-page printable:

• 27 questions calling out red flags, defending nonsense, and falling for potential.

• Funny checkboxes and space to write your answers.

• An “I Tried to Tell Your Ass” award.

• Practical reminders about boundaries, independence, and reaching for support.

• Large, readable text with pink accents.

It starts with a roast and ends with a reminder to get back on your own team. Roast the decision. Protect the person. ❤️

WHAT YOU GET

One four-page PDF digital download. Print it at home and fill it out by hand.

Digital product only—no physical item will be shipped. Contains adult language. For humor and personal reflection; not a legal document or professional advice.

50% of profits go to charity. Sass with a purpose. 🫶🏻