Application to Be Trusted With the Toilet Paper Roll — Funny Printable

OVER or UNDER? Pick a side, coward. 😂🧻

One roll. Two directions. Apparently zero chance everybody agrees.

You turned toilet paper into a personality test, so Funny Floppin’ Forms made the paperwork. This three-page application investigates your roll direction, empty-tube crimes, and suspicious habit of putting the fresh roll BESIDE the holder.

INSIDE:

• 31 numbered questions and prompts.

• Empty checkboxes and plenty of writing space.

• Your official Toilet Paper Thesis.

• Empty Roll Crime Scene and Bathroom Survival Scenarios.

• A roll-replacement background check.

• A Toilet Paper Oath with signature and date.

• Household Review Board verdicts: approved, probation, retraining, or denied.

• Pink and navy accents with toilet-paper graphics.

For partners, roommates, and family members who leave one lonely square because “technically, I didn’t finish it.” 👀😂

Print it. Hand it over. Let the bathroom negotiations begin.

WHAT YOU GET

One three-page PDF digital download. Print at home and fill out by hand.

Digital product only—no physical item will be shipped. Contains adult language. A novelty application for laughs, not a legal agreement.

50% of profits go to charity. Sass with a purpose. 🫶🏻