“Some mums get flowers. I got high and disappeared into a bathtub. Honestly? Better deal.” – Funny 18+ Mother’s Day Card with Matching Envelope – Perfect for Adults Only

Looking for a hilariously honest way to celebrate Mum this year? This cheeky 18+ Mother’s Day card is made for mums who appreciate a little dark humor, a good laugh, and some well-earned relaxation.

Card Features:

• Square card with matching square envelope
• Envelope features a blue inner lining for an extra pop of fun
• Printed on high-quality cardstock
• Blank inside for your own funny or heartfelt message
• Perfect for mums with a wicked sense of humor
• Guaranteed to spark laughter, eye-rolls, and knowing smiles

Customisation Options:

You can add your own personalized twist to the card:

• Add a custom quote at the top or bottom (max 10 words)
• Add quotes to both top and bottom (max 20 words total)
• Or select No Change to keep the original funny quote: “Some mums get flowers. I got high and disappeared into a bathtub. Honestly? Better deal. Happy Mother’s Day.”

Don’t forget to leave your custom quotes in the order notes at checkout if you’re choosing a personalized option.

18+ only – Contains adult humor and is intended for mature buyers.

Because some mums deserve more than flowers — they deserve laughter, honesty, and maybe a long soak in the tub!