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“SLAVE!” – A Live Sovereignty Skit At Gate 12B ✈️
INT. AIRPORT TERMINAL – GATE 12B – DAY We see two guys sitting by the window. One’s got wireless earbuds in, half-lidded eyes, legs crossed like he owns the hour. This is YOU, cool, sovereign, unbothered. Next to you is JARED, regular dude. Neck tat...
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How To Does He It? Steps 1, 2 & 3. (Robbing A Bank)
The bank thought they took my power. So I robbed it back. Therefore, yes — today, I have robbed a bank. Not of cash, but of sovereignty. From: Dalton Bristow <dalton@amutualfriend.us> To: Brad J. Korleski <BJKorleski@fnbsf.com>...
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Is The Dream The Nightmare? How To Use Fire To Bend Reality
What happens when a man chooses the fairy tale? THE DREAM BECOMESTHE NIGHTMARE He says, “I’ll be her knight. Her savior. Her perfect man.” At first, it feels holy. He buys the flowers. Plans the dates. Creates the movie where she’s the princess. Bu...
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Emailing Square's CEO - DO NOT READ
Dalton Bristow <dalton@amutualfriend.us> 2:24 AM (0 minutes ago) Subject: DO NOT READ Hi Jack aka Mr. Square, I saw a video online of a girl being a “professional victim” because she was offended by another “professional victim”, while m...
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US vs UK Law | Every Click Leaves a Witness
The law in the US feels like a stage. Lawyers performing for the jury. Theatrics, closing arguments like Broadway finales. Justice — for better or worse — as entertainment. The UK? The law here is quieter. Colder. No lights, no cameras. Just the slo...
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How To Wipe Your Own Ass: Love Ain't Shit Or Love Is Shit?
TL,DR We’ve all got shit. Some hide it, some leak it, some pretend it smells like sage. The point isn’t finding someone “clean.” The point is finding the one who says:“Here’s mine. Show me yours. I won’t run.” Because love isn’t about avoiding the m...
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Emergency Unlicensed Therapy: The Double-Huffle-Puff Maneuver
On my morning walk down Fulford Road, I pass a young man, laying down, crying, sweating, hollowed out on a bench. A couple leans in, kind eyes and kind hands, trying to reach him. But he’s somewhere else entirely. I keep walking. Not because I’m hea...
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I Offered My Neck | The Blade Between Us
There’s a moment you stop wondering who someone is, and start finding out. You hand them the blade. Kneel. Offer your neck. Not because you want to die. But because you want the truth. And test of character. Some won’t lift the weapon. Some will he...
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HELEN OF TROY "You Make My Minge Wet" WTF?!!??
I hadn’t even made it inside yet. I was walking up to the church for breakfast — just another cold morning, just another line outside. That’s when I met Helen. We weren’t even in the building. We were about to get in line. She didn’t waste time warm...
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Me and Kobe's Sincerest Apologies
The world tells you what matters. The world tells you what doesn’t. It ranks and measures and shrugs. It worships loud money, quiet conformity, and calls anything else “unimportant.” At first, when I didn't conform, I made a lot of apologies. But he...
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Plato Was Autistic and The Original Thought Baddie?!
Plato once wrote this spicy little gem: Wrong quote.. my bad. “If a perfectly just man ever existed, we’d hate him so much we’d beat him, torture him, and crucify him.” And before you ask—no, he wasn’t watching Mel Gibson movies in reverse. This wa...
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🔥The Evolution of Cowards🔥Slaying The Dragon
A fairy tale that stopped being fiction the moment you opened Instagram. Once, in a kingdom bathed in starlight and silence, a boy was raised on stories of dragons. They lived beyond the forest—ferocious, fire-breathing beasts that guarded towers, h...
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"nothing beats a Jet2 holiday" My Best Compliments
Hello, World. Here Are Some of the Best Compliments I’ve Ever Been Hit With (Whether They Knew It or Not) Not all of us can sit with the homeless in the morning, volunteer by lunch, all while enjoying a Jet2 holiday to York. Some of us are just out ...
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Giving Up - White Mustang Style
This morning I was talking with my new friend Nigel. Again, we were at Central Methodist Church with a few other volunteers. Nigel and I started talking about chess. I told him about a long, slow game I’ve been playing online. He asked, “Are you sti...
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