For over 30 years, I sold and marketed homes for a living — which means I spent three decades on the other side of the table from you. I know exactly what agents are trained to say, when they say it, and why it works.

Then I switched teams.

These days, I'm on the seller's side — helping homeowners not need the professional services people like me used to offer. Everything in this store is a real trick of the trade, translated out of industry-speak and handed straight to you: the pricing formulas, the negotiation scripts, the paperwork nobody explains clearly. Thirty years of insider secrets from my former colleagues, now working for you instead of against your wallet.

My team these days is a little smaller than it used to be — just me, two cats who supervise everything from the windowsill, a mouse who's technically not on payroll, and a raccoon who shows up when she feels like it. We're a lean operation, but we get the job done.