“New Year’s Resolution: Stay Naked, Stay Happy, and Let the Mushrooms Handle the Rest.” – Funny Adult New Year Card (18+) with Matching Envelope – Perfect for Naughty Holiday Laughs!
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£999.99
£5.00
Start the year with laughter (and maybe a little mischief)! This cheeky 18+ New Year card is perfect for anyone who loves bold humor and a touch of the unexpected. Whether you’re sending it to a friend with a wild sense of humor or keeping it as a gag gift, this card guarantees giggles and raised eyebrows.
Card Features:
- Square card with matching square envelope
- Envelope features a blue inner lining for an extra pop of fun
- Printed on high-quality cardstock
- Blank inside – write your own funny, flirty, or outrageous New Year message
- Ideal for friends, partners, or anyone who appreciates a naughty laugh
- Guaranteed to spark conversation and start the year with a smile!
Customisation Options:
You can add your own personalized twist to the card:
- Add a custom quote at the top or bottom (max 10 words)
- Add quotes to both top and bottom (max 20 words total)
- Or select No Change to keep the original funny quote: “New Year’s resolution: stay naked, stay happy, and let the mushrooms handle the rest. ”
Don’t forget to leave your custom quotes in the order notes at checkout if you’re choosing a personalized option.
18+ only – Contains adult humor and is intended for mature buyers.
Kick off the New Year the fun way – with laughter, good vibes, and a touch of cheeky mushroom magic!
