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“Love is Like a Weed” Funny Wedding Card – Quirky Adult Humor Design with Envelope – Perfect 18+ Newlywed Celebration

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Looking for a cheeky wedding card for the big day (18+ only)?



This funny square card says it all: Love is like a weed—sometimes it grows when you least expect it, and suddenly you’re naked at your wedding, wondering how it all happened. Perfect for newlyweds with a sense of humor, or as a hilarious keepsake from friends who know how to make them laugh. Because weddings might be serious, but the card doesn’t have to be!


Card Features:


  • Square card with matching square envelope
  • Envelope features a bold blue inner lining for an extra pop of fun
  • Printed on high-quality cardstock
  • Blank inside for your message (sweet, saucy, or downright cheeky—your choice!)
  • Perfect for weddings, receptions, or as a laugh-out-loud gift from the guests
  • Guaranteed to raise a smile on their big day!


Customisation Options:


Want to change the quote? You can personalise it to make it more unique — or just as cheeky as you like!


  • Add a custom quote at the top or bottom (max 10 words)
  • Add quotes to both top and bottom (max 20 words total)
  • Or select No Change to keep the original funny quote: “Love is like a weed—sometimes it grows when you least expect it, and suddenly you’re naked at your wedding, wondering how it all happened.”


Important: Leave your custom quote in the order notes at checkout if choosing a personalised option.


Note: 18+ only – this card contains adult humor and is for mature buyers.


Make the happy couple laugh out loud — this will be a wedding card they’ll never forget!