“Halloween in the Woods: Blood, Mushrooms & Surprising Nudity” – Funny Adult Square Birthday Card for 18+ with Matching Envelope – Perfect for Adults Only

Looking for a cheeky Halloween card with a wild twist (18+ only)?

This funny square card says it all: A night in the woods gone hilariously wrong — blood, mushrooms, and unexpected nudity! Perfect for party lovers, Halloween fans, or anyone who enjoys a little wicked humor.

Card Features:

• Square card with matching square envelope
• Envelope features a bold blue inner lining for an extra pop of fun
• Printed on high-quality cardstock
• Blank inside for your own spooky (or cheeky) message
• Perfect for Halloween parties or anyone who loves a mischievous laugh
• Guaranteed to get giggles this witching hour!

Want to change the quote?

You can customize the quote to make it more personal — or just as wicked as you like!

Choose your quote option:

• Add a custom quote at the top or bottom (max 10 words)
• Or add quotes to both top and bottom (max 20 words total)
• Or select No Change to keep the original funny quote: “Who knew smoking in the woods would end in blood, mushrooms, and unexpected nudity! Happy Halloween!”

Don’t forget: Leave your custom quote in the order notes at checkout if you’re choosing a personalized option.

18+ only – This card contains adult humor and is for mature buyers.

Bring some laughs this Halloween — this is a spooky card they’ll never forget!