A MODEST PROPOSAL FOR THE REDISTRIBUTION OF EXCESS HUMANITY™

"Earth’s overbooked—let’s Airbnb the species to exoplanets." A satirical white paper reframing overpopulation as a cosmic logistics problem.

A Modest Proposal™ is a full-length, highly inflammatory satirical white paper on overpopulation, written as if by a bureaucratic institute of “interplanetary population management.” Delivered in corporate/NGO language, it proposes human export initiatives, subscription-based reproduction, and Airbnb for exoplanets, complete with absurd acronyms (DUMP, FLUSH, PURGE) and policy rollouts. This satirical manifesto is designed for cultural shock and debate, leveraging NASA’s exoplanet boom for maximum cultural bite. What you download is the artifact itself: a deadpan bureaucratic dystopia perfect for staging or viral circulation.