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Food for Thought Large Organic Tote Bag: Apples

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Say goodbye to plastic and hello to your new all-in-one wellness sidekick! This spacious organic cotton tote is perfect for groceries, books, gym gear, or even that mystery avocado you swore you’d eat this week. With room for everything—and we mean everything—you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it.


Why you’ll love it:

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill – soft, durable, and eco-friendly, just like your lifestyle choices.
  • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) – because a tote that flops is sad.
  • Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ – roomy enough for a small human…well, almost.
  • Capacity: 6 gallons (23 L) – fit groceries, books, or all your apple-themed merch.
  • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg) – perfect for your snacks, supplements, and life’s little extras.
  • Straps: 1″ × 25″ long self-fabric dual straps – comfy enough for those impromptu grocery marathons.
  • Open main compartment, flat bottom – because bending and spilling is so last season.
  • Sourced from China or India, with love.


Disclaimer: Care instructions may wash off after cleaning…so maybe treat it gently, like a fine wine—or a Granny Smith.


Why it’s more than a tote:

  • Humor included: “Apple: heart helper. Brain protector. Gut whisperer. Snack legend.” Who knew a bag could boost your mood and your health cred?
  • Health benefits: Apples are rich in antioxidants, fiber, and a little bit of fruit-fueled brilliance that says, “I care about myself, my heart, and maybe a fruit pun or two.”
  • Symbolism: Apples: the original multitaskers. They’ve inspired wisdom, sparked delight, and occasionally made people question their life choices (looking at you, Newton). Carry one, and instantly channel a little brainpower, a dash of mischief, and enough awesome vibes to make your cat jealous. Bonus: no bite will beckon a talking serpent… probably.


This tote is made just for you as soon as you order it. Making products on demand helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for joining the eco-conscious, health-loving revolution!


P.S.: Want even more apple wisdom, quirky health tips, and fun insights? Scan the QR code on the back of your tote when it arrives, or check out our free blog posts below to see how these crunchy little heroes can boost your heart, brain, gut, and snack game!





Warning: Using our wellness lifestyle products may cause sudden urges to smile, feel cozy, and pretend you’re living your best holistic life—minus the confusing spa music that makes you question your life choices or overpriced matcha latte. Side effects may include feeling like a wellness self-care champion, but don’t expect them to instantly train your dog to find inner peace, or make your neighbor stop singing off-key.


Our products—including totes, mugs, and other lifestyle items—are designed to support relaxation, comfort, and a fun, health-conscious vibe. They are not medical devices and should not be used as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Statements about these products have not been evaluated by the FDA.


Use all items as directed and with care. Please read our Disclaimer for full details. By purchasing, you agree to our Terms & Conditions, Shipping & Refund Policy, and Shop Policies. (Yes, even your tote comes with fine print—because nothing ruins relaxation like a surprise liability clause.) If you have questions before purchasing, feel free to contact us—we’re here to help, even if your question is, “Do you have snacks?"


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Reviews

  • Sophie

    I’ve been carrying groceries in flimsy plastic bags forever, and this tote changed the game. It holds everything I need—yes, even my giant tub of almond butter—and the straps don’t dig into my shoulders. Eco-friendly, funny, and surprisingly brain-boosting. Love it!

  • Marcus

    This bag is basically my life organizer now. Gym shoes? Check. Work lunch? Check. That weirdly shaped squash that never fits anywhere else? Double check. Plus, the apple puns make me smile every time I open it. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who hates flimsy totes.

  • Leah

    I was worried it wouldn’t be big enough for my weekly grocery haul, but this tote laughs in the face of heavy apples and leafy greens. Sturdy, roomy, and cute—people actually ask me where I got it. And yes, I casually mention it’s also brain-boosting.

  • David

    Finally, a tote that’s both practical and funny. The straps are comfy, the bottom stays flat so nothing rolls around, and I feel like a wellness guru just carrying it. Bonus points for the apple humor—my coworkers now want one too.

  • Emily

    Love, love, love this tote. I can fit all my books, groceries, and a small child’s worth of snacks (not that I tried…). Durable, stylish, and actually makes me feel a little healthier every time I use it. The QR code with extra apple wisdom is such a cute touch!

  • Nina

    I was tired of my groceries spilling out of weak bags, but this tote handles everything—heavy apples, bread, and even my exercise mat. Plus, the puns make running errands way more fun. Can’t imagine shopping without it!

  • Jake

    Finally, a bag that’s big enough for everything but still looks cute. No more awkward juggling of random items on the bus! The apple humor is a bonus—I actually catch myself grinning at the sayings.

  • Clara

    This tote feels like it was made for me. Strong enough for all my groceries, stylish enough for errands or coffee runs, and funny enough to spark a conversation wherever I go. Eco-friendly and pun-approved—what’s not to love?