Happy Days Are Numbered™
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The American Dream is a racket hidden in plain sight, where every manicured lawn conceals a felony. A compliance officer uncovers a suburban syndicate where the HOA enforces silence not with violence, but with total economic erasure.
Happy Days Are Numbered™ indicts the performative safety of the curated class by converting the Homeowners Association into a ruthless criminal bureaucracy. The narrative engine operationalizes modern anxieties about surveillance and credit scores, forcing a family to navigate a world where aesthetic compliance is a matter of survival. It codifies the suburban thriller for the algorithmic age, trading physical violence for the terrifying threat of systemic financial deletion.
