Empire of Perpetual Repair™
“Under Construction Since 1776.” Satirical comedy of American delay.
Empire of Perpetual Repair™ is a biting satirical epic and book that reimagines America’s endless roadwork as a myth and ritual—complete with invocations, prophecies, and the gospel of the Conemancer. This sacred comedy of cones, barrels, and bureaucratic delay uses the universal frustration of American infrastructure delay as a mythic satire. The IP is highly adaptable for cult expansion, publishing, and darkly comedic series. This full written artifact is built for readers of satire, urban studies, and anyone who has cursed a traffic cone and felt the futility of "End Road Work."