So there I am — two gorgeous women in my apartment — but let’s rewind before you start making assumptions (or, well, keep making them). I’m stepping out for a walk, sunglasses on, doing my best “mysterious man with somewhere important to be” impress...
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If you don’t find the good, the bad owns you. Simple. Pain happens. Injustice. Lies. Rejection. Abandonment. All very real. All very brutal. But here’s the trap: If you don’t extract meaning from it— It extracts power from you. You thought they were...
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“Loyal to a Fault, Moist to a Mission” You know what they say, "All roads lead to Rome." But who is they? Never mind that. They said it. Rome was on one. They weren’t just conquering, they were paving. Literally. With over 250,000 miles of road stret...
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💊 All I’m Offering… Is the Truth 💊 (And maybe just a little bit of daddy energy) “All I’m offering… is the truth. Nothing more.” Iconic. Morpheus said that with the calm, seductive confidence of a man who’s watched every season of The Bachelor but...
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“Built different. Bricked different.” Once upon a time, there was a boy. Innocent. Bright-eyed. Dream-juiced. He believed in miracles, mixtapes, and self-funded greatness. He had a good life. Simple. Uncomplicated. He smiled easily. Spoke to clouds. ...
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You ever ask for a hand, then turn it down when it comes? Worse yet, you don’t even ask yourself why. Others sense it: Are you worried? Fearing? Undeserving? Too prideful? In 99% of circumstances, that’s probably true. In my case? You look down. Gre...
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Good news! I got my juicy cheeks up and moving again. Yesterday was a proper walk/run through Bishopthorpe. 7 solid miles—me vs the sidewalks. 1 for each sin. And let me just say: Mom, Dad, I wish you could see some of these streets MontagueMaple A...
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The Brightest Star Isn’t Alone We fall for the brightest ones first. The ones who light up the room. The ones who burn like they were born for it. The ones we can’t stop orbiting, even if we don’t know why. And if you’ve ever been caught in that kin...
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*Draft Never Posted* This morning, I did what any rational adult does when confronted with a homemade lemon cake: I bit first. No questions. Half a slice straight into my mouth like a man with confidence and nothing left to lose. Mid-chew, something...
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Still filtering my thoughts. It may come as a surprise to some of you, but what you see here? It’s only a fraction, maybe a quarter, maybe half, of what’s actually in my head. Whole ideas get buried before I hit post. Entire truths evaporate before ...
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Let’s be honest: Sometimes, someone you barely tolerate posts a life update that makes your soul shrivel just a little. They bought a house. Got married. Launched a brand. Started a podcast. Wrote a book. Found “alignment.” Did mushrooms in Bali an...
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I want to tell you a story. Not about the kind of prejudice you read about in history books or see in grainy black-and-white documentaries, the kind we like to keep at arm’s length and say, “That was then. That was them. Not me.” No, this is about t...
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HIT PLAY, THEN CONTINUE READING Welcome to Swan River Not to be confused with a Swan Lake. More like Game of Thrones: Waterfowl Edition. So there I was, minding my own business, when I spotted it. Swimming and swimming, gliding right past the jogge...
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