The Parker Arms shop is full of digital downloads designed to bring a bit of the pub home — from complete nights in, quizzes, games and cocktail collections to printables and other questionable ideas we haven’t thought of yet. Each product page tells you exactly what’s included before you buy.

No. Print what you need and ignore what you don’t. Each product tells you what’s designed to be printed and what you can simply read from a phone, tablet or laptop. Your printer does not need to become a member of the Regulars.

Not at all. Everything is designed to work whether you’ve followed The Parker Arms for years or have only just wandered in. You’ll meet the Regulars along the way — whether any of them actually exist remains a matter between you and the Landlord.

No — everything currently in the shop is a digital download, so there’s no waiting for the postman. Once you’ve bought something, you can download it and get started straight away.

That depends on what you choose. The full Parker Arms nights are designed to work flexibly for anything from a few mates round the table to a proper roomful, while other downloads may be for individuals, couples or teams. Check the product page for anything specific — then invite whoever you think can be trusted with a quiz sheet.

Absolutely not. They’re there to give you choice, not homework. Pick the drinks and food you fancy, ignore the rest and make the night your own. Nobody from The Parker Arms is coming round to check. Malcolm has asked, but permission was refused.

As soon as your purchase is complete, you’ll get access to your download. Save the files somewhere sensible before somebody in the WhatsApp group asks where they are.